Sunday, May 27, 2012

People have bad eyes when there is food around

The people have bad eyes. They cannot see very well.

When there is yummy-smelling food on the table, I sit politely beside them to ask for them to share. They have so much food, surely they can give some to me too.

But they never see me.

Sometimes I put my head in their laps. But they still can't see me.

For some reason the only place they can see me is when I am on my mat. Then they call me Good Dog, and then they share the food. So I sit on my mat a lot when there are yummy smells in the kitchen.

Why do people have such bad eyes? Why can they only see me sitting politely when I am on my mat? This is very perplexing.

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