Thursday, January 31, 2019

Beach Day! (by Ojo)

Hi hi hi! Ojo here! We had Beach Day!

It is still Winter. The wind was Very Cold. The water was Very Cold. (I still splashed in it lots anyways!)

But the sun felt very nice on our fur!

We do not get Beach very often. Cobi says this is my fault! But I do not agree! What is wrong with rolling in Dead Things? What is wrong with running across the road at the top of Beach to check out what is on the other side? What is wrong with getting wet and sandy and stinky?

That's right, nothing. So I think we should do Beach Day more often!

We both love Beach Day. More Beach Day, please!

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Oh hi!

Oh hi! What was I just eating? Well, I was just eating mud. And some bunny poop. It was all very tasty! Would you like some?

Sunday, January 20, 2019


People say Canada is cold and snowy. Not where we live!

People say the West Coast is grey and raining. Not where we live! (At least, not always.) (Okay, some of the time.) (Okay, lots of the time. But there are lots of nice times too!)

Since it is Winter on the West Coast, we went to the Beach.

There wasn't much beach. It was mostly logs and kelp and seaweed, with a little bit of sand. But that was okay. Ojo splashed in the water, and we both chased Sticks!

Hurray for living on the West Coast where we have Beach even in Winter!

Thursday, January 17, 2019

My BALL! (by Ojo)

Hi hi hi! Ojo here!

Happy thing! Happy day! My Ball came out to play!

My Ball flies through the air! My Ball bounces! My Ball squishes in my mouth when I chew it!

Look! Look see here! I will show you! It is my BALL!

I chased! I fetched! I leaped! I fetched! I bounded and scurried and whirled!

Okay. Maybe that was too much Ball.

Just kidding! There is no such thing as too much Ball! Can Ball go again please?!?

I love my Ball.

Monday, January 14, 2019

Ojo's mischiefs (Ojo is BAD!)

Ojo did mischief! 

Since today is Mischief Monday, I will tell you all about how Bad Dog Ojo was yesterday.

First, yesterday morning, our person found this on the carpet-landing-of-the-staircase-where-we-like-to-snooze:

(That picture is from outside because our person put it outside right away.)

That is a RACCOON skull! Where did Ojo find a skull from a Raccoon? We do not know, and she is not telling. 

No one saw her find it. No one saw her bring it inside. It was just there. On the stairs. For our people to find.

They asked us who brought in the Raccoon head. I said Not Me! And they believed me. Ojo is the Bad Dog who finds dead stuff! (Me, I prefer to find poop! I love poop!)

So that was the first Bad Dog mischief.

Then, on our Walk, Ojo ate a BASEBALL! 

Do not ask me why. It was old and half-rotten and very gross. I did not want it. But Ojo ran off into the bushes and ate it piece by piece and would not let our person come anywhere near her. This is also Very Bad Dog mischief, and our people were very worried.

Ojo wants to clarify that she ripped the baseball into very small, very civilized pieces before eating it. She also wants to add that she has had two very nice poops since eating it, and also that she feels just-fine-thank-you-very-much. 

There is no picture of the baseball. This is because the baseball was gross. And also because it is now in Ojo's tummy.

Ojo is Very Bad.

Last night, as our person was going to bed, she was walking up the stairs and she said "Ouch!" Underneath her feet were these:

Raccoon teeth! They were stuck in the carpet on the landing-of-the-stairs-where-we-like-to-snooze.

Did I mention that Ojo is Very Bad? Those were Big Mischiefs that she did yesterday. 

Here is Ojo. She does not understand what the big fuss is about. I think it is good that it is a very long time until Santa comes again, because I think she would be getting only coal after her mischiefs yesterday.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Sick Person

Our littlest person (who isn't very little anymore) has been SICK. She has something called FLU.

I help by laying really, really close. This will make her better, I just know it.