Tubes

My people are doing something funny called "wrapping". They take something and they put it in a box. Then they put paper around the box. Then the paper-box goes under the thing that looks like a tree but smells like plastic. Sometimes they tie a string around the paper-box, and then the cat named Jack eats the string.

This is all very peculiar. I'm not sure why they do this, but there is a good part for me. Inside the paper are tubes. Big tubes. I love tubes.