But what does it mean?

Hi hi hi! Ojo here!

My person stuck a prickly thing in my cheek and rubbed it around and around and then put it in a box and sent it away.

Now I'm being told that I am:

• 48% Labrador Retriever
• 14% Australian Shepherd
• 14% American Cocker Spaniel
• 6% Miniature American Shepherd
• 3% Golden Retriever
• 3% Chow Chow
• 2% Flat-Coated Retriever
• 2% Border Collie
• 2% Poodle (Toy and Miniature)
• 2% American Eskimo
• 1% German Shepherd
• 1% Beagle
• 1% Brittany Spaniel
• 1% English Springer Spaniel

What does this even mean, friends?

I ate some Cheese today. Shouldn't I be at least 2% Cheese?