No fur, little flat noses

Why does Nature make people without much fur? They get cold so easily. They always have to put things on their bodies to keep warm.

Apparently they also put things on their bodies to look nice to other people.

I understand this. When I find something wonderfully smelly, I roll it into my fur to share with my friends. This is how I smell nice to other dogs.

If the people actually had good noses instead of the tiny, useless things stuck flat on their faces, then they would appreciate the wonderful smells I bring home to share with them. But they don't. Instead they always make me do Bath. People are so boring.