Peaches

I don't like peaches. When they sit in the truck beside me, they bounce on my head. And today, my people spent too much time playing with peaches and not enough time playing with me. They put the peaches in hot water, they put the peaches in cold water, they peeled them, they sliced them, they put them in jars... and I'm not sure what else because I fell asleep.

What a boring day. I don't like peaches.