Saturday, September 19, 2015

Jacobi and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Yesterday was terrible, horrible, no good, and very bad.

The day started off well. First there was Breakfast. Then we went on Walk.

On Walk I did the following things:

I splashed in the OCEAN.
I rolled in the MUD.
I got up close and personal with the STINKY-DEAD-SEAL.

These were all very good things! 

But then... Bad stuff happened.

First, the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing called BATH!

Then I went to the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad place called VET! 

And now I am on the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing called DIET!

I am very mad.

Ojo is mad too because she also had the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing called bath. The Terrible Bath stole the stinky-dead-seal smell from both of us!

Please send bacon. Quickly.


Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

That is one terrible, horrible, not good, very bad day for sure. To have all of that happen on one day. Ugh! Your people are mean. We don't know what dead seal is, but it sounds wonderful (and we know if you like it, we will!)

Zoe said...

Oh no! A turrible, horrible, no good, very bad day! A bath an the vet place! An a DIE-IT!

zoepheedogs said...

Oh noze! The girls sympathize. They don't like baths, the vet or being on a diet, either! We're sorry! <3

rottrover said...

OMD, Cobi and Ojo!! The worst of the worst!! They washed off stinky dead seal smell. Oh. A moment of silence....I'm sending sincere condolences for your loss. That totally sucks.


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

You NEED bacon....and maybe cheese. Can't believe you have seal smell removed. Oh well...we all have days like that, even in Timbuktu...

Molly the Airedale said...

Bummer that your day started out so well and ended so horribly. We're sending you a whole pound of bacon for starters. Enjoy, Cobi and Ojo ☺

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

How Sam Sees It said...

We hope you get lots of bacon to make up for the baths!

Monty and Harlow

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh that is just awful!

I hope bacon arrives soon!