What does a CAT need to do around here to get some petting?
How about a snack? Second dinner?
What about my brush? If I lounge here and look pretty will you get my brush?
I am NOT like that dog-thing down there. Yes, that thing. With the big ugly nose.
No! I am CAT! Beautiful and graceful.
A CAT never says "please", you know. We just deserve these things by virtue of our nature as CAT. Food, petting, treats.
Humans, it is time to feed the CAT now!