Tuesday, January 27, 2015

I don't understand!

What do you mean I am not allowed inside?

I have just finished my Walk! It is time for my water bowl and my comfy warm bed.

Hello? My person? I want to go in! Why won't you let me in??

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Not fetching

Running with my Ball! Running with my Ball!

La da da da... La da da da... Happy day!
I am running with my Ball!

Wait, what?

Oh. No.

No, I am NOT fetching.

Most definitely not. I do NOT fetch.

Sometimes I simply like running with my Ball. And if I happen to drop it near my person... Well, then I get bonus treats. That is all.

But I am definitely not fetching. I do not fetch.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Oh Stink - Hurray! (by Ojo)

Hi hi hi! Ojo here!

I look very beautiful in this photo. BUT the most beautiful part is something you cannot see! It is my STINK! 

That's right, I rolled in something incredibly, wonderfully stinky!

It is the stink of dead fish! It is the stink of rotting flesh! It is the stink of murky water!

Hurray for the stink!!!


Oh no.

Oh dear. 

Oh bath, why did you take my lovely stink away?