Rolling in Stink!
Rolling in Stink!
Rolling in Stink!
What!??
Showing posts with label smell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smell. Show all posts
Monday, May 30, 2022
Tuesday, November 9, 2021
Smells in the Fall Forest
Hi friends, Ojo here! We visited the Forest again today!
The Forest is very wet right now and there are many lovely smells in the leaves and the soil. There are many delightful smells floating on the wind too!
There are also lovely smells coming out of my person's pocket. That smells like Cheese! I have been sitting here so nicely for you. Could I have some cheese, please?
Friday, November 15, 2019
A tale of two smells (by Ojo)
Hi hi hi! Ojo here! This is a story about a SMELL. TWO smells, actually! It has a happy start, a bad middle, and a happy ending! Are you ready? Here is my story!
Chapter One
Once upon a time there was ME, Ojo! I went running by a big river. My nose detected something amazing: a Very Dead and Decaying Thing! What a find!
I rolled in the Very Dead and Decaying Thing. I rolled and rolled and rolled! My whole body was covered in gunk. It was sticky. It was goopy. It was slimy. It gave me spiky points on my fur!
Once upon a time there was ME, Ojo. I had a Very Good Stink on me.
Then, tragedy. My person gave me a bath. She wet me and washed me and soaped me and scrubbed me, until I smelled like dog shampoo.
But I promised this story has a happy ending, so here's what happened next: My fur dried. And I still smelled like Very Dead and Decaying Thing! I felt happy indeed!
But wait, there's more!
Chapter Two
Once upon a time there was ME, Ojo! A few days later I went running by a little creek. My nose detected something amazing: a Very Large Pile of Poop! What a find!
I rolled in the Very Large Pile of Poop. I rolled and rolled and rolled! My whole body was covered in gunk. It was sticky. It was goopy. It was slimy. It gave me spiky points on my fur!
Once upon a time there was ME, Ojo. Now I had TWO Very Good Stinks on me.
Then, tragedy. My person gave me a bath. She wet me and gave me an apple cider vinegar rinse. Then she wet me again and put enzyme cleaner on me. (Can you imagine?!?) Then she wet me again and washed me and soaped me and scrubbed me, until I smelled like apple cider vinegar and enzyme cleaner and dog shampoo.
But I still promised this story has a happy ending, so here's what happened next:
My fur is drying. And I still smell like Very Dead and Decaying Thing AND Very Large Pile of Poop! Hurray!
Chapter One
Once upon a time there was ME, Ojo! I went running by a big river. My nose detected something amazing: a Very Dead and Decaying Thing! What a find!
I rolled in the Very Dead and Decaying Thing. I rolled and rolled and rolled! My whole body was covered in gunk. It was sticky. It was goopy. It was slimy. It gave me spiky points on my fur!
Once upon a time there was ME, Ojo. I had a Very Good Stink on me.
Then, tragedy. My person gave me a bath. She wet me and washed me and soaped me and scrubbed me, until I smelled like dog shampoo.
But I promised this story has a happy ending, so here's what happened next: My fur dried. And I still smelled like Very Dead and Decaying Thing! I felt happy indeed!
But wait, there's more!
Chapter Two
Once upon a time there was ME, Ojo! A few days later I went running by a little creek. My nose detected something amazing: a Very Large Pile of Poop! What a find!
I rolled in the Very Large Pile of Poop. I rolled and rolled and rolled! My whole body was covered in gunk. It was sticky. It was goopy. It was slimy. It gave me spiky points on my fur!
Once upon a time there was ME, Ojo. Now I had TWO Very Good Stinks on me.
Then, tragedy. My person gave me a bath. She wet me and gave me an apple cider vinegar rinse. Then she wet me again and put enzyme cleaner on me. (Can you imagine?!?) Then she wet me again and washed me and soaped me and scrubbed me, until I smelled like apple cider vinegar and enzyme cleaner and dog shampoo.
But I still promised this story has a happy ending, so here's what happened next:
My fur is drying. And I still smell like Very Dead and Decaying Thing AND Very Large Pile of Poop! Hurray!
Saturday, August 31, 2019
What is wrong with Deal Seal Smell? (by Ojo)
Hi hi hi! Ojo here!
What is wrong with Dead Seal Smell? Why are you objecting so much? I think I smell lovely!!
What is wrong with Dead Seal Smell? Why are you objecting so much? I think I smell lovely!!
Monday, March 11, 2019
Sponge bath (by Ojo)
My person and I are having a disagreement! This disagreement is over SMELL!
Last week I rolled in something amazing. I smelled very good! But my person washed the smell off.
So the next day I rolled in another something amazing. I smelled very good again! But again my person washed the smell off.
And so I rolled again! My person washed it off.
Today I tried one more time! I rolled in the most amazing poop! Even Cobi agreed that I smelled very good!
But - guess what? My person washed it off!
Why does she keep washing away my good smells???
Last week I rolled in something amazing. I smelled very good! But my person washed the smell off.
So the next day I rolled in another something amazing. I smelled very good again! But again my person washed the smell off.
And so I rolled again! My person washed it off.
Today I tried one more time! I rolled in the most amazing poop! Even Cobi agreed that I smelled very good!
But - guess what? My person washed it off!
Why does she keep washing away my good smells???
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