Monday, September 16, 2013

DIET woes

I, JACK the CAT, am oN a dIET. The people aRe hiding my fOOd. It is no longer in my BOWL. Now I must "hunt" for fOOd. They say this gives me "exercise". Bah.

WHAT? You say tHIS is mY breakfast? Let ME sEE!!


One KIBBLE, twO KIBBLE, three KIBBLE, Four...


Let me tAste...


Gimme.


This SUCKS. PleaSe help!
Send fOOd to ME, JACK the CAT, my house. FaST!


4 comments:

Molly The Wally said...

Jack The Cat we feel your pain. We need to find some way of smuggling some foodables to you. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

A Day In The Life Of A Goose said...

:-( Oh no, poor Jack the cat!! I can't believe that they are actually making you "work" for your breakfast and dinner! The audacity!! There must be some kind of underground railroad to your house...that way we can all send you undetected nummies!! ;-)

Two French Bulldogs said...

Tell momma it's all muscle weight
Benny & Lily

Kari in Alaska said...

Diets are awful!

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
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