Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Perplexing

Friends, this Christmas thing has me a little perplexed.

Most of the year I am supposed to Bark at strangers I don't know who come to the house. But on Christmas I must not bark at Santa and Rudolph. Tell me, how can I be sure it's them? What if I make a mistake? And what if I eat Santa's cookies by accident?

Apparently this man named Santa is watching me all the time. Don't you think that's a little bit creepy? And did he see me when I dug the chip bag out of the garbage? Would he really object to that? Am I really such a Bad Dog?

9 comments:

Molly The Wally said...

No worries chip bags are not on the naughty list & Santa & Rudolph will know you are barking a hello. Quiet, can you hear the ding ling a ling? Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Molly is 100% correct about the chip bag...

Now about this not barking It is Just fur that ONE SPECIAL NIGHT... We are SURE you have it marked on your calendar.... SO when you go to bed JUST THAT ONE NIGHT... you gotta turn your BARKER OFF...
Santa Paws is not REALLY a stranger.. and his Reindeer are actually OUR FURENDS.
Relax buddy... When you wake up that SPECIAL MORNING... it will ALL be WORTH the WAIT AND WORRY.

Muppet said...

Ohhh Cobi...don't worry about this Santa dude too much. Momma says Santa magic makes him really quiet. You won't even hear him when he gets there.
Also, I don't think he watches all the time, cause I know sometimes he watches me & we live a very far ways from each other. He can't be everywhere at once LOL (lucky for us).
And as for the chip bag, don't worry, you were just making sure your people were done with it, that they didn't throw it away by accident...right?
Merry Christmas!
Your friend Muppet ...Yip, yip

Susie and Sidebite said...

Jacobi, you go right ahead and bark, thats one of our duties, as for the chip bag thingy, well sounds like you were just policing the garbage to make sure nothing was wasted. Santa will be pleased, bet you get lots of stuff from him for the good work.

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

A Day In The Life Of A Goose said...

Hehehe! Oh Cobi, I wouldn't worry yourself too much, you're going to create wrinkles! ;-)

Hm...I think that if I saw the Big Man, dressed in red, shimmying down my chimney and coming into my living room...all hell would break loose! My neighbors, even across town, would hear me barking at him! At least to begin with...then, when I saw that he had pressies for me, I would give him a lick and offer him the crumbs from the cookie plate that I did not eat up! :-D

And, I'm pretty sure that he will forgive small indiscretions such as chip bags...he knows that that is far too much for a pup to handle!! :-D

Val said...

Just bark softly....and don't worry about the chip bag I'm not going to tell :)

Cotton said...

You're not the only one perplexed, buddy :)
Cotton

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Like Molly says, as long as it's a friendly bark you've got no worries:-)
I'm sure Santa Paws has you on his nice list, don't worry at all!

Mollie said...

Don't worries about the chip bag :) Just do a quiet bark and yall be OK..It is kinda creepy though, being watched..BOL xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie