Sunday, December 2, 2012

Dear Santa and Rudolph

Dear Santa and Rudolph,

I have been a very Good Dog this year.

I only pee in the garden when it is raining. At all other times I pee on the grass, I promise.

I only eat the cat poop if the people leave me alone without a snack, which really isn't fair.

I help the people with "clean up" by licking the floor and digging through their bags for any leftover food. This is very important because often they forget food in their bags, especially my littlest person.

I only pull on the leash if there is a squirrel or a Cat. Or sometimes another Dog.

Oh, and I suppose I should also tell you that I try hard to listen to my people, including my littlest person. Especially if she has pop corn. I do the silly thing called "training" with my big person whenever she asks, and I am very patient when she tells me over and over to put my paw on something, or push something else with my nose.

I always wait patiently for my dinner, and I sit on my mat while my people are eating their dinner, even though it smells better than mine. I always go into my crate at bed time, and I don't wake the people up in the middle of the night. I always wait when my person tells me to instead of running through a door, even if there's a Cat on the other side! (This is hard Santa, but I do it!)

I do not complain (much) when don't get a Walk because Nature is making too much rain.

And whenever my people leave, I wait for them to come back. Always. Because this is a Dog's job.

For Christmas I would like peace between Dogs. And people too. I would like something nice for my friends the Cats, like treats or catnip.

Oh, and for me? How nice of you to ask. I would like a bone, and I would like some snow to play in. And I want to spend time with my people. That's the best thing of all.

Your Good Dog,
Cobi


12 comments:

A Day In The Life Of A Goose said...

That was the greatest Santy Paws letter that I have ever read Cobi! :-D How could he not consider you the bestest of pups?! I definitely think that there is a gigantic bone in it for you along with kitty nip for your siblings!! Keep up the awesome work!!!

Cotton said...

You are so innocent, Cobi!!:)
PeeS. I have something for you on my bloggy :)
Cotton

Prancer Pie said...

We can't see any reason why you shouldn't get all that and more! You are a most pawsome woofie. Happy Monday. xoxo

Muppet said...

Well, Cobi...I think you have been very good. I'm sure Santa will bring you that bone. You got this one girlfriend!
Lots of love, your friend Muppet
Yip, yip!

Muppet said...

Well, Cobi...I think you have been very good. I'm sure Santa will bring you that bone. You got this one girlfriend!
Lots of love, your friend Muppet
Yip, yip!

Molly The Wally said...

Pawsome letter Cobi. You are bound to get a shed load of stuffs from Santa. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Val said...

That was the sweetest Santa letter I've ever read. Hope you get it all.

Two French Bulldogs said...

You will get everything you want
Benny & Lily

Echo said...

OMD, that's the cutest christmas letter we've ever read !!!

We wish you'll got a lot of present as you have been such a good dog !!

Woos of love.

Echo & Link & their human

Susie and Sidebite said...

Hi Cobi, so glad to meet you, you are one handsome dude, come by and comment often, we love it. Think that letter to Santa will get you what you want and some other special stuff.

Your New Furiends
Susie & Bites

Reuben said...

Cobi, your goodness and honesties is amazing - you deserve many treats and chewies for being such a Good Dog!

love,
Reuben

margeaux said...

you've got my vote for " he's been a very good dog" note to santa! happy holiday pooch