Tuesday, July 28, 2020

Gourmet dinner, because Dog Food is BAD

Dear friends,

I have been feeling not-good again. The people say, "Jacobi probably has inflammatory bowel disease", and "Jacobi's intestines are inflamed".

But I know better. I know this is not the case at all. There is nothing wrong with ME, I am perfect!

Here is what is happening, friends - Dog Food is BAD.

All kibble is Bad. All canned food is Bad. All raw food and freeze-dried raw food is Bad. All Dog Food is bad.

I know because I feel terrible after I eat. Therefore, clearly, it is the food that is Bad.

And so I have gone on strike. I am not eating anything that is Dog Food. At all. Because it is Bad. You can't fool me, humans - it doesn't matter if you put it in a Kong or on a spoon or on your fingers... It is still BAD!


The people say I am getting too skinny again. Vet says I must eat. The people were told to give me any food that I will put in my mouth and swallow.

And so this was my dinner tonight! Ground bison, eggs, roasted yam, cooked vegetables, and five blueberries. In a people-bowl. (Because Dog bowls are also BAD.)


I approved of this meal. I ate it all! This is the first food I have finished in over a week. (The bison was the best part.)


I know my person snuck medicine into it. I pretended not to smell the medicine because everything else was so tasty.

Now I am digesting. I hope this food stays Good in my tummy because I would really like to eat it again and not have to turn my head away.

Friends, please send good energy that my tummy keeps liking this food!

7 comments:

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We are sorry you aren't feeling well. Our Angel Phantom had a hard time eating too. We had to switch up what he got all the time. Boiled chicken was a favorite for a while. And he liked that stuff that comes in a roll like sausage. Mom can't remember the name of it. We hope you feel better soon.

Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Now she remembers. It is Fresh Pet - not the highest of quality, but he would eat it.

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

We hope you feel like your old self soon. Enjoy the gourmet meals.

Molly the Airedale said...

When angel Maggie had kidney disease, she went on a home cooked diet and she LOVED it. Your meal looks so yummy, Jacobi. Enjoy every single bit of it!

R's Rue said...

Yum.

C.L.W.STEP said...

Joey dog was like that when he was older. He liked chicken soup with rice, or boiled ground beef with barley, and sometimes fish and potatoes. Hope your tummy gets better, Cobi.

WFT Nobby said...

Dear Cobi,
Gail and I are very sorry to hear that you are having tummy troubles. I must say your bison meal looks delicious as well as nutritious and we have all fingers and paws crossed that it agrees with your sensitive tummy, and that you can soon regain your appetite and not keep getting thinner.
Sending love and hugs and lots of positive energy to aid with digestion.
Bertie.