I have been watching squirrels move nuts all week! They are very busy in our Yard! They pick up a nut, then pick up another nut, then pick up another nut! I hear they eat them in the winter!
So I ate one too!
It was an acorn. It tasted okay. But my tummy did not like it. At night when I was trying to sleep my tummy ejected the acorn onto my bed.
This was very upsetting. My tummy almost never rejects anything! It can digest dead, flat, dehydrated bunny! It can digest poop! It can digest dead, rotting crabs from the beach!
But it could not digest the acorn. Friends, acorns are Bad. Do not be like a squirrel. Do not eat acorns.
5 comments:
Oh Ojo Ojo Ojo!
You are supposed to chase squirrels, not imitate their eating habits...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
PS Gail and I hope your tummy is feeling better now.
Mom knows that acorns are very bad for me. We are so sorry that you ate one, Ojo. We hope you feel better soon.
I leave the acorns to the Evil Squirrel Cartel. They can have them all!
Always wise, Ojo. Your advice is always wise.
No acorns in our yard - But good advice. Feel better, okay!! And stick to trying to eat the squirrel instead of his acorns! :-)!!!! ....or maybe not!!
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