Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Oops (by Ojo)

Hi hi hi! Ojo here!

I had an oops.

This happened last week. Those of you who know me know that I like to eat things. I eat everything! (Except for lettuce and uncooked peas. But everything else!)

Did you know I used to live on the streets? This is how I kept food in my tummy! I ate everything!

I like to find tasty things on Walks to eat. Things like apple cores and dead squirrels. Yummy!

Sometimes my person and I disagree. I think my finds are perfect for eating, but she thinks she should take them away. I do not like this part. She offers me cheese instead, but sometimes the things I find are better than cheese. Like dead fish! That is waaaay better than cheese!

So sometimes I hide, or I gulp things down really fast so my person cannot tell me she disagrees with what I am eating. If I am lucky she doesn't even see me with my snack!

Last week I ate something I should not have eaten. It was very tasty! But then later that night I felt a little... weird...

And my body was weird, too... I leaked pee everywhere! Twice! And more when I was walking. It just kept coming out!

This was very weird! I did not like it.

By the next morning I was feeling better, but my person took me to Vet anyways. (And it was a happy visit, because Vet only looked at my eyes and ears and, ahem, girl parts... And then I got lots of treats! No needles! No weird things stuck on me! Just a very quick exam and many treats!)

Here is what Vet said: Ojo probably ate marijuana. She is fine now.

Apparently this is what the people called "being stoned"?


C.L.W.STEP said...

Yipes! Glad you're all right now!

Molly the Airedale said...

I eat almost everything too, Ojo, but not everything edible is good for us. The peeps had a kitty a LONG time ago who ate a lot of mushrooms and he was definitely stoned. Thank goodness the effect wore off and he was okay. I don't like mushrooms. They smell funny!

WFT Nobby said...

Gosh Ojo, is that legal in your part of the world?
It is a mystery to me, how it is not totally obvious to humans that dead (and preferably decaying) fish is WAY better than cheese.
Toodle pip!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

OMD! Where did you find that?!!! We love dead treats and stuff, but USUALLY we will 'leave it' when told....we never lived on the streets. But marijuana...SHEESH!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Ojo - Lady understands this is truly serious but may have laughed until she nearly leaked pee! Glad you are feeling better.

Kinley Westie said...

How did da vet figger it out? Were ya laffin at dumb movies for WAY too long?