It is I, the Cat Named JACK! I have stolen the Dog Blog.
I am very handsome, am I not? I perch up high, away from the annoying Dogs. Up high is MY domain! Mine! I am the Cat Named JACK!
That was too much writing. I, Cat Named JACK, am now sleepy. Good night.
Are you still here? Go away. I, Cat Named JACK, am trying to nap. Unless you have some CHEESE?