Friday, September 12, 2014

HORRIBLE! Bath, and another bath! (by Ojo)

Hi hi hi! Ojo here!

Something extra special happened today! I found the most amazing Stink! It was a Thing. It was Dead. It had a Stink like you've never smelled in a stink before!

I rolled in it!!! Yippee! What an amazing Stink!

But when I got home something terrible, horrible, no good and very bad happened.

My person gave me a bath.

And then, a few hours later, because she said I still smelled... ANOTHER BATH!!!


What did I do to deserve TWO BATHS in one day???

Okay, so here's the thing. My person also made Cobi take a bath, even though Cobi did not have any of my amazing stink on her. Cobi was very not-pleased, and is now extra-grouchy.


And here's the other thing. Guess what?
Shhhh... Don't tell my person...

But I STILL STINK! I still have my Stinky Stink! Yippee!

But now the people are talking about tomato juice. And another bath??? Wait, that's not fair!!!




5 comments:

Linda & Cinnamon said...

The expression on your face is priceless and adorable. Stay outta the stink,or your person will keep giving you baths. Me I hate them too.
Happy Crazy Friday.

xo Cinnamon

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I know all about those tomatoe juice baths!
love
tweedles

Molly The Wally said...

OMD not the tomato juice???? NOOOOOOO. Once I had three baths in a day. My peeps now buys these disgusting aloe vera wipes which she says are fantastic. Blooming cheek. They just don't appreciate stinky goodness Ojo. Epic roll pal. Poor Cobi. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

rottrover said...

Ojo, OK. Here's the thing: I may or may not have introduced myself to a skunk a time or two on walks...So mom has this secret thingy she does. FIRST she makes a slurry of water and baking soda and rubs it into my delicious-smelling furs, and I have to stand there with it on me for like 10 minutes...Then she washes my furs with Dawn dish soap - cuz it gets out the oils from the stink...THEN she rinses that off, and THEN she washes my with my doggie shampoo. Needless to say, all this happens OUTSIDE where I am shackled to the garage by my leash. Eventually I am rinsed and dried butt mostly all of the stink is gone, so that next time I can go find my furiend Mr. Skunk again!! Mom's furiend found this recepie on the interwebs and it really does work for the Mr. Skunk smell. I like all the massaging I get...

-Otto

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Dear cousin Ojo,

I am so happy you found something so stinky to roll in. That is awesome. I am very sad your people are trying to take it away. People are mean like that. I have never had a bath, they have tried but I freak out so much. Work on your freak out and maybe you will be saved!

Thoughtfully, your cousin Hailey