Sunday, July 31, 2011

TRuth abouT dog, by THE CATS

TRuth about dog: doG stinKy. dog drOOL. dog stOOpid. dog roll in pOO. dog rOLL in dead dUCk. dog BELieve toys real. dog OKay with WEt feet.

dog think tOYs best ever. dog think fOOD best ever. dog tHink wALK (even with stOOpid Leash) best ever. dog think hUmans best ever.

truth aBout CATS: CATS smArt (steal dog bLOG!). CATS athletic. CATS beautiful. CATS PURR. CATS knoW humans just silly cREAtures who bring fOOD and live to pet CATS.

you hUmans pet CATS NOW!

ahem. MEOW.

so which YOU rather have? bEAUTiful CAT? (that's ME, JACK!)


why drag ME, JERICHO into this? i know i beautiful.

or this Thing, dog who SNores?

Saturday, July 30, 2011

When is Office not Office?

Last night I went somewhere new with my people. It was very strange... all the people from Office were there, but we weren't at Office!

Even Katie was there!

This is Katie's person. He shares food.

We did "picnic". And a BBQ.

Afterward we played. And there was ice cream too!

I hope this is our new Office! I would like to go to this place every day!

Friday, July 29, 2011

Something wonderful!

This morning something wonderful happened!

Momma B took me to a place where people park their cars. Nearby was the forest, and I could smell a lake too. We waited in the hot sun. I didn't know why we were waiting. I wanted to go play in the forest!

After what felt like a very long time (Momma B says "five minutes", I think that's a long time!) another car came. We walked towards it. Suddenly I realized - I know that car!

I started jumping up and down, and making whine noises, and pawing at the car. Let me in! Let me in!

Guess who was in the car?

This was the most wonderful surprise ever, even better than ice cream!

Raven is my sister and my best friend.

Raven's person was there too. We all went for a walk together around the lake.

What a wonderful morning!!

Monday, July 25, 2011


When I go to Office with Momma C, I work hard all day.

The sad news is that summer has gone away again. Come back, summer! My people don't like to be outside as much when you're not here!

Sunday, July 24, 2011


Today summer came.

I went with my people to the lake. The got their bellies wet. Momma B even got the fur on the top of her head wet.

I did not get wet. I waited up here.

I don't mind waiting. I just like to be wherever my people are.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Good river and bad river

Today was River Day.

First drove for a long time. The car was very hot. Finally we stopped at a place with forest and rocks and water, and a house and grass too.

This place was amazing. There were lots of little people there, and some friendly big people too.

The river was shallow. I went wading.

The cold water felt nice on my hot paws. It was very nice for a drink too.

But it was sad, because I didn't get to stay for very long. My big people told me to get back in the car. I didn't want to. My littlest person got to stay, but my other people wanted to leave. I wish we'd all stayed at this wonderful place all day!

Instead we drove some more. We got out in the forest. We walked for a bit, and then came to the river again. The river here was deeper and faster. We climbed over big rocks, but the rocks were very slippery. I fell in. My belly got wet. I did not like this.

On the other side of the river we dried off. The people put their paws in the water. Momma B ate a sandwich.

Then it was time to go. We had to cross the river again. I slipped again and the water was very deep. I got caught on a branch. Momma B moved the branch and Momma C pulled me up.

This was very embarrassing. I was relieved when we made it across and went back into the forest.

No more rivers please.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Beach park beach park

Today was beach, park, beach... chewing bone... dinner... park.

My littlest person had treats. She made many dog friends.

Monday, July 18, 2011

A wee bit of sun

Today Nature gave us a bit of sun after dinner. It was enough though! All of our people brought us dogs to Park to play. Yay!

Here I am playing with friends Albert and Penny.

And my friend Rosie was there too!

Penny is still a puppy. She took Whiskey's favourite frisbee.

Old friends and new friends... Tonight was wonderful.

Hey, you're pretty good with that thing!

Nice catch!

Oh oh... Sorry! I'll just duck out of the way here...

Tonight was wonderful.

And Whiskey got her frisbee back too.

Sunday, July 17, 2011


We have treats on our paws. We are doing Wait. We are Good Dogs.

Saturday, July 16, 2011


Today there was rain. A people-party. Little friends, another lake, running in the forest. And more rain.

When does summer start?

Friday, July 15, 2011

Little person lost and found

Many days ago I went for a drive in the truck with Momma C and my littlest person. We got out at a forest. We joined a large crowd of people. Then we got back in the truck.

It was only when we got home that I realized we had forgotten something...

My littlest person!! She was left behind in the forest!!!

The rest of my people didn't seem worried. Many days went past. I wasn't too worried either because sometimes my littlest person disappears like this. Nonetheless, I checked for her every day, but each day her smell got less strong around our house.

This morning started off very well. I got to stay with Momma B, who took me to a lake. Nature was making clouds, but the air was warm and damp by the lake. There was no wind, but lots of interesting lake smells.

There were even crazy people swimming in the lake. I don't know why people and some dogs like to swim. I don't swim. Wet bellies feel yucky.

But back to my story.

After the lake we got in the car and drove some more. When we got out we were by another lake, in another forest. This was the place where we'd lost my littlest person many days ago!!

Someone told Momma B to put me on a leash. She did, but I pulled and pulled to get over the hill to where the people were. So she took my leash off again. I ran around the crowd of people, smelling everyone.

And then I found her! My littlest person!

She was sitting up on a fence, which made finding her more difficult, but I still did it! She was very pleased that I had found her and that she was no longer lost.

If I could speak "People", I would have told her that she was easy to find because she hadn't had any of those yucky things called "baths" in a long time. Her smell was strong and not hidden by funny perfumes.

I met some of her people-friends. They gave me pets. Then other people gave me pets.

Then I turned around, and my people were gone!

This was not good. I did a search pattern, back and forth where I had smelled them last, but there were just so many people.

Then I heard my name, and there was my littlest person. It was her turn to find me!

Behind her was Momma B. I stuck my nose on both of them just to make sure. Yes, good, these were my people. Whew.

We got back in the car and came home. Today was a very busy day, and it's only lunch time!